Chicken and Frog

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One day, a chicken walks into a library, walks up to the counter, and says to the librarian “Book book” (sound of the chicken). Afterwards, the librarian give two books to the chicken. She puts the books on the chicken’s head. Then the chicken walks out of the library.

One hour later, the chicken walks back into the library, walks up to the counter, and says to the librarian “Book book”. The librarian give two books to the chicken and the chicken walks out of the library with two books on its head.

a poor parrot

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One day, a man went into a pet shop. “I’d like a parrot that talks” he said. The shop assistant said “I’m sorry sir, but you have to teach your parrot to speak”. So the man bought a parrot and took it home with him.

A week later he went back to the pet shop. “My parrot still doesn’t speak” he said. “Oh really? Well perhaps he’s bored. You should buy this little swimming pool. He can have a swim and then he might talk” explained the shop assistant. So he bought the swimming pool and went home.