Chicken and Frog

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One day, a chicken walks into a library, walks up to the counter, and says to the librarian “Book book” (sound of the chicken). Afterwards, the librarian give two books to the chicken. She puts the books on the chicken’s head. Then the chicken walks out of the library.

One hour later, the chicken walks back into the library, walks up to the counter, and says to the librarian “Book book”. The librarian give two books to the chicken and the chicken walks out of the library with two books on its head.

It’s Jumuah! (“Friday” Raef Cover)

OK, Let's Sing...:D
IT’S JUMUAH – LYRICS
5AM Waking up for Fajr
Got to make Wudu, got to pray my Sunnah
Got to make Ghusl, got to clip my nails
Looking outside, the sun is rising up in the sky
Everybody’s rushing
Got to get down to the masjid
Got to say “Salam!” to the Imam
Sitting in the first Saff (row), chilling in the back Saff (row)

a poor parrot

the picture from http://newshealth.net

One day, a man went into a pet shop. “I’d like a parrot that talks” he said. The shop assistant said “I’m sorry sir, but you have to teach your parrot to speak”. So the man bought a parrot and took it home with him.

A week later he went back to the pet shop. “My parrot still doesn’t speak” he said. “Oh really? Well perhaps he’s bored. You should buy this little swimming pool. He can have a swim and then he might talk” explained the shop assistant. So he bought the swimming pool and went home.

Quotes Matematika/B

Quotes Matematika B pada Remidial Test

• Praktikum Algoritma luar biasa, saya susah memahami logikanya
• Matkul yang menarik
• Belum bisa memahami sepenuhnya
• Waktu kuliahnya kalau bisa ditambahin
• Fasilitas prakteknya tidak sesuai dengan pembayarannya, pelajarannya tidak ada masalah
• Terkadang suka membingungkan

Quotes Matematika/A

Quotes Matematika A pada Remidial Test

• Bagus dan teruskan
• Eureka, semangat
• Membuat tidak betah
• Saya belum mengerti
• Perlu banyak belajar
• Luar biasa semangat
• Belum paham semua

Nilai Prak. Algoritma Komputer MTK/B

Nilai Praktikum Algoritma Komputer

Matematika B

NO	NIM	Tugas	UTS	RT	UAS	Total	Nilai
1	1211701035	70	50	0	10	40.00	D
2	1211701036	80	50	35	65	65.00	B
3	1211701037	70	45	0	20	42.50	D
4	1211701038	85	60	85	85	77.50	B
5	1211701039	75	50	25	40	53.50	C

Nilai Prak. Algoritma Komputer MTK/A

Nilai Praktikum Algoritma Komputer

Matematika A

NO	NIM	Tugas	UTS	RT	UAS	Total	Nilai
1	1211701001	70.50	69	75	75	71.85	B
2	1211701002	81.75	72		75	76.13	B
3	1211701003	65.00	47		35	47.60	D
4	1211701004	74.70	60	50	41	56.81	C
5	1211701005	91.25	64	70	70	74.58	B

Quotes IF-D untuk Praktikum DasPro 2012

Quotes IF D pada Remidial Test

• Study very hard
• Memusingkan sekaligus menyenangkan
• Great, cool, confusing
• Prak Daspro “Istimewa Banget”
• Suka tapi sering bingung
• Aku ingin bisa
• Menantang, susah-susah mudah, saya tidak mencontek walau hasil kurang maks, tapi saya jujur
• Mengasah logika banget

Quotes IF-C untuk Praktikum DasPro 2012

Quotes IF C pada Remidial Test

• Perhatikan murid yang bisa dan tidak bisanya
• Terima kasih atas ilmunya
• Buat otak error
• Praktikum mantap
• Pak Dian tega
• Butuh nilai banget
• Saya mau lulus
• Dasprog luar biasa
• Logikanya gak nyampe

Nilai Praktikum Dasar Pemrograman IF-D (update)

Nilai Praktikum Dasar Pemrograman

Teknik Informatika Kelas D

NO	NIM	Tugas	UTS	RT	UAS	Total	Nilai
1	1211705130	90	48		82	74.20	B
2	1211705131	87	73	25	47.5	67.00	B
3	1211705132	0	0		0	0.00	E
4	1211705133	92	45	55	68	68.30	B
5	1211705134	88	50	35	70	69.40	B

Nilai Praktikum Dasar Pemrograman IF-C (update)

Nilai Praktikum Dasar Pemrograman

Teknik Informatika Kelas C

NO	NIM	Tugas	UTS	RT	UAS	Total	Nilai
1	1210705087	70	20	0	10	31.00	E
2	1211705087	90	42	50	70	67.60	B
3	1211705088	84	43	50	58	61.30	C
4	1211705089	80	3	25	47.5	43.90	D
5	1211705090	80	20	0	30	42.00	D